I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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