Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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