But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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