Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize