you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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