He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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