i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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