i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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