So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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