its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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