you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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