You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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