i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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