like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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