You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Randomize
