I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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