I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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