I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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