So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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