Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you never un-have a 4some
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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