just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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