I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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