found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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