sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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