If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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