a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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