Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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