Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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