I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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