try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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