Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
