she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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