porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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