i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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