This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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