I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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