We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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