Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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