just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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