How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
