So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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