I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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