didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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