i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the day after is always just damage control
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
