There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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