Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Panties = found
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