Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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