i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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