just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
