pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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