How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
