i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize