And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry my hands just texted you
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Randomize
