Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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