If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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